ruelukas22:

badjokesbyjeff:

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

I’m proud this exists

goodclay:

my only two moods ever are tenderness and hysteria

fwrest:

holding on to you - twenty one pilots

dannydino11:

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

jigglypuffsvevo:

today feels like a great day to move far away to the mountains and never come back, who’s with me

marsixm:

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

l0nelyz0mbie:

My last brain cell is heart shaped

thatonebl0nde:

falastinniya:

you’ve gotta start romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

I do this all the time & it always works

thirst:
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